1.An eighty year old man in an old Datsun car driving at the speed of 20 KM/h on a 80 KM/h road.
- On the road, age is not an excuse to cause a jam. If you are 80 year old man you can still press hard on the accelerator. As a result, you can see middle fingers flying in the air at the poor old man.
2.A lorry carrying hundreds of tonnes of logs crawling up a steep hilly road.
- The lorry driver might be having a good time with some fags while the drivers behind have already finished cursing his seventh generation.
- ‘Kenderaan Berat sila ikut kiri’
3.Width of the emergency lane on a highway is smaller than a bus that is parked on it with no apparent reason. (Bus is to be blamed not the emergency lane.)
- They are just a waste of space because they eat up lanes.
4.A police road block on a main road at the midst of a festive season.
- “Duit raya sapa mau kasi?”
- I think you readers understand better about road blocks.
5.A lady having a sweet time on a road.
- A driver behind her muttered ‘ Why on earth she is so slow?’ – There were some vulgarities in the sentence and we have to censor it. I know you know but what to do.
6.Tapah is the famous R&R which becomes pit stop for west coast Malaysians and the best part is, during festive season although everyone knows it will be packed but still some try their luck.
- Tapah R & R has become a tourist attraction spot and should be listed in Cuti-Cuti Malaysia.
7.The Malaysian bottleneck effect by Datuk Samy.
- Three lanes squeezing into one single lane just like forcing yourself to defecate.
8.An accident on the opposite side of the road but the jam is on the other.
- Every Malaysians need to catch a glimpse of the accident without failing to notice the vehicle’s number plate – ‘manyak ong wor’
9.Two tolls in a freaking short distance which is less than a kilometer (eg. Kajang Toll)
10. The Malaysian Mentality
- Jam is another culture in our country ( 1 Malaysia).
In a nut shell, butter is more appreciated and always better than jam
HAVE MORE BREAD LOAFS IN YOUR CAR.
DRIVE COURTEOUSLY, SAVE SOULS
in another word
PANDU CERMAT JIWA SELAMAT!!!!!!
p/s : you have to think out of the box to understand better, if you can't find the box, give us a call
p/s : you have to think out of the box to understand better, if you can't find the box, give us a call
